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kaito kagamine ⚙ 鏡音介人 ([personal profile] was_no_monster) wrote2012-09-08 07:19 pm

baby's first trip to the doctor c:

[modern medicine is amazing.

the first time his idiocy had cost him his pulse, it had taken him months of fading in and out of conciousness as his heart slowly healed enough to beat, and another of miserable illness as his pulse washed all the rot that had settled into his flesh out into his bloodstream. not to mention how weak he'd been after, and how long it had taken to regain his strength.

it's only been a week, though, and while he's still weak and fighting off several nasty infections at least he's conscious. and clearheaded. true, they had to get a machine to pump his blood for him to get him that far, but he will damn well take that and the hospital stay over the alternative of taking a slow, painful year to heal.

...even if being awake does mean being bored almost to tears.
]
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[personal profile] subjecting 2012-09-10 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

Turrets and explosive devices. The company also developed rocket sentries for security. We were also involved in testing military androids.
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[personal profile] subjecting 2012-09-10 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[He quirks an eyebrow.]

Thinking of arming yourself?
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[personal profile] subjecting 2012-09-10 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Exercising caution might help you more than a weapon.

However, I would suggest visiting the local police station. You should know their facilities well — I would expect them to have spare guns and a firing range to refine their aim.
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[personal profile] subjecting 2012-09-10 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[He crosses his arms and tilts his head.]

You want a gun without bullets? A non-lethal method of subduing someone?

[Because surely the beast isn't stupid enough to want an empty gun just to intimidate someone..... but you never know.]
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1/2

[personal profile] subjecting 2012-09-10 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Hmph. How boring.]

Anything fired from a gun has a possibility of causing bruises, bleeding, fractures, extreme headaches, undesirable swelling, and-slash-or death.

Subtract the death when used correctly. If this is what you want, then consider using rubber bullets.
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[personal profile] subjecting 2012-09-10 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[...and then he pauses. He looks like he's considering something.]

....
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[personal profile] subjecting 2012-09-10 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[He smiiiiiiiiles.]

...it depends. I wouldn't concern yourself over it, however. It's nothing you should be thinking about right now.

[His processor is running fast. Repulsion gel and bullets... or bullets made of repulsion gel. Humans liked to play with paintballs, didn't they? What if it was gel instead?]
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[personal profile] subjecting 2012-09-10 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[He chuckles.]

We'll see about that. You might be thanking me instead.
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...strangely enough, I think KaITO would be kinda proud.

[personal profile] subjecting 2012-09-10 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
You would think that.

[Petty, petty little monster.]
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SCIENCE IS JUST FUN OKAY

[personal profile] subjecting 2012-09-10 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
I've already had to thank you once before.

Trust me, it is as painful as you could imagine. [He teases.]